"...drive a car! First, you have your mommy lift you into the car. Then you put the key into the ignition, making sure you have plenty of gas. Sometimes when it's cold my gasometer gets foggy, so I wipe it off like this."
"Next, check your blindspots and ease into traffic."
"If someone is in your way, give them a honk, but keep your fingers to yourself!"
"If you get pulled over, give the cop a blank stare and pretend you didn't know any better."
"If the cop gives you trouble, make a run for it!"
"Hide wherever you can find a spot."
